"Have some faith in me. I do..... ish....... Well.... I haven't done it in quite some time, and I highly doubt I'd be able to compose one considering the state I'm in." Emil flopped his arms out forward into his lap to demonstrate his temporary uselessness. "Sorry, Michelle, but it would seem I might have to direct you for now and take things into my own hands later. Seem fair?" Emil didn't wait for an answer. He cracked his neck from side to side as he thought to himself about how to start a fire under such circumstances.
His eyes locked intensely onto Michelle's. "Head my words. Follow closesly and we'll be okay. Give me a moment to.... ahhhh, but of course." It all came flooding back to him. A couple months of lounging in front of a TV set might have done him so good after all. Convenient that his favourite channel was the one focus on how to survive an "Insert Unfortunate Circumstance". "Step one: find tinder. Sticks, bark, anything that'll spark will do for now."